Merry Christmas
24 November 2006 at 11:55 Filed in:
News
My cousin has a problem. No not that
cousin. Or that one. The other one...
His dad kind of warped his mind when he was young and impressionable by putting up Christmas lights. A ridiculous amount of Christmas lights. An insane amount of Christmas lights. A we're-out-of-electricity-in-the-northeast because of the amount of Christmas lights they would out on their house.
Now, many years later, my cousin lives in Florida. And, well, old habits die hard, I suppose...
His dad kind of warped his mind when he was young and impressionable by putting up Christmas lights. A ridiculous amount of Christmas lights. An insane amount of Christmas lights. A we're-out-of-electricity-in-the-northeast because of the amount of Christmas lights they would out on their house.
Now, many years later, my cousin lives in Florida. And, well, old habits die hard, I suppose...
With Apologies to Sr. Noreen
14 November 2006 at 16:04 Filed in:
Humor
With apologies to Sr. Eileen who I'm
sure once enjoyed donkey racing.
Nuns on the Internet
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
Nuns on the Internet
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
Please Wait...
13 November 2006 at 14:31 Filed in:
Humor
Please wait while the good content
loads.
Keep waiting. I swear, it's worth it.
Keep waiting. I swear, it's worth it.
F430
10 November 2006 at 08:56 Filed in:
Cars
There's a stunning Ferrari F430 at
Ferrari of Central New Jersey. Take a look:
The car needs a few things:
What do you think?
The car needs a few things:
- Carbon Fiber Engine Trim (Air Boxes, Panels, etc.) - Ferrari Part 070001167
- Carbon Fiber Steering Wheel - Ferrari Part 0693950
- Carbon Fiber Sill Plates - Ferrari Part 070001177
- Carbon Fiber Shift Paddles - Power Speed Part T8-10CC
- Carbon Fiber Handbrake Lever - Power Speed Part T8-15C
- Capristo Exhaust System - Level 2
- Nav (Preferably the factory Becker setup.)
What do you think?
150mph in Newport
05 November 2006 at 20:56 Filed in:
Cars
Nope, this is not a photoshop... just
a leisurely drive to Crystal Cove...
