No Shots Fired
Wallgreens in Cuba?
Porsche Post
Thanks, Jackie, for hooking all this up!
California Festival of Speed
Cup Car Street Racing
911 GT3 Cup Street Racing
Jay Leno Set Me On Fire
But we did have some fun with the torch while shooting some stuff for Fast Lane Daily.
Production Quality
Everything will be fine...
Happy New Year
Great party. The hot tub is still draining.
Netscape's Dead
Yes, the last 4 or 5 years of Netscape development have been less than stellar, and the obvious need in the market place has been filled by Firefox, but the symbolic destruction of Netscape at the hands of my former employ… It's just sad.
We'll miss you, Nutscrape, and your fishcam.
Merry Christmas
So, taking a lesson from the book of Fred, I've re-written "'Twas The Night Before Christmas". But it's not the first time I did it. In 1986, I wrote it for the Porsche Club newsletter. See, even I only have a few tricks.
Merry Christmas!
Welcome to Levittown
Don't look for deep meaning here. You won't find it.
Tell The New Guy…
Basshunter
I'm also impressed that the folks doing business in that space are so progressive. The label making the download available before the in-store release. Just so fun. And smart.
Thanks Michael, for passing this track along.
30 Years of Facebook
Human Statue of Liberty
…and yes, it's real.
Killer Shoes!
Global Warmer
Well, at least he (or she) calls it like he (or she) sees it...
The Man Rules
I don't like "The Man Show" but I do like Adam
Carolla.
These are our
rules!
Please note… these are all numbered "1" . On purpose!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports...it's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
· Subtle hints do not work!
· Strong hints do not work!
· Obvious hints do not work!
· Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask
us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do
we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as cars, sports or women.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
the couch tonight… but did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass
this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger
laugh…
Happy Thanksgiving
Sometimes I wonder about my life. And
not the good kind of wondering about the magic of possibilities,
but the band kind of "what the hell am I doing?".
2 years ago, VOD Cars ran this Super Bowl Special. I figured that not many people
had seen it and we should resurrect is for Fast Lane Daily. You
know, "Go Eat a Turkey" or something... really easy. Ian could have
a day off and Derek D. could go see his family (assuming they have
not disowned him.
Well, it didn't quite work out that way and, well, the guys decided
that they'd rather work than take the easy road out and we're left
with this steaming pile of... funny:
Seriously, guys, way over the top but I laughed so hard that gravy came out of my nose. Funny thing is, I was not eating gravy at the time.
Anyway, if you want, you can download the MP3 here.
Elwood Edwards
Who is this tool?
That's Jon Jackson.
The guy next to him on the left with the green shirt is a very
famous guy, Elwood Edwards.
Elwood Edwards is an American voice over actor. He is best known as
the voice of the Internet service provider America Online, which he
first recorded in 1989. His greetings include "Welcome," "You've
got mail," "You've got pictures," "File's done," and "Goodbye." In
1989, Edwards's wife overheard online service Q-Link CEO Steve Case
describe how he wanted to add a voice to its user interface. In
October Edwards's voice premiered on AOL's new program.
His voice has also appeared in an episode of The Simpsons (where he
provided the voice of a virtual doctor, saying "You've got leprosy"
and "Goodbye"), and in advertising for the movie You've Got
Mail.
Coward!
The coward never on himself relies, but to the pawns for
assistance flies.
Talkshow Hosts in Italy… and America
Italian Television
This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show...
American Television
This is the hostess for an American TV talk show...
To learn Italian, may we suggest Rosetta Stone.
