Borat's Page of Quotes
Thanks to Dan for getting the ball rolling...
"I want to do a romance inside of you."
"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
"If you come back with me to my country... I will give you television and remote control..."
"There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."
"We say in Kazakhstan, 'Woman who goes with book is like horse without... Saddle.'"
"We say in Kazakhstan, 'You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with... Wings.'"
"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
"I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours... I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."
"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.'"
"My retard brother Vilo is not able to come as he is retarded and his cage would not fit on the plane."
"Unfortunately my wife was unable to leave Kazakhstan as she is a woman... this is a good news, she is a boring. High Five!"
The Movie
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